Fast X with R. ALAN INGALLS

Drew and Bailey speed into Fast X with returning special guest Alan Ingalls!  The trio pick apart this poor attempt at an Avengers Infinity War and have the best time reviewing the worst of the Fast franchise.

Join us for our Season Finale, as we talk Fast X, share our overall Fast movie rankings, and hit the brakes on our wild ride through God's favorite movie franchise...until Fast X-II comes out!

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Additionally we want to extend a special thanks to RUSTY'S TV AND MOVIE CAR MUSUEM  in Jackson, TN for allowing us to use their space  AGAIN to film our episode

Rusty’s TV & Movie Car Museum
https://www.rustystvandmoviecars.com/

Rusty Robinson
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The ride's not COMPLETELY over yet!  Join us next month as Drew and Bailey do a Season 1 Recap and share about their podcast experience and favorite moments in the past year.  Thanks as always for listening!

Chapters

• 0:32 Welcome Back!
• 2:02 Fast X Movie Overview and X-tra Tangents
• 11:14 Fast X's "Plot" Summary
• 32:29 Fast Fan Feedback
• 39:36 Fast X-ecution and Movie Review
• 55:52 What we know about the next Fast movie
• 1:02:03 How should Fast & Furious End? (Our takes!)
• 1:17:32 Ultimate Villain Rankings
• 1:26:49 Fan Overall Movie Rankings
• 1:31:35 Our Ultimate Movie Rankings
• 1:43:06 Bailey's Best Bits
• 1:48:40 Closing and Cliff Hanger Ending!

Transcript

[Music]

What's up gang and welcome back to the quarter mile podcast

welcome back to episode three we did a major call back in so many ways we're

here at the Rusty's car and movie no sorry TV movie car museum here in

Jackson Tennessee this is where we filmed our third episode and it's also

honestly in my mind kind of where we it felt like we found our voice as a

podcast so it kind of made sense to do our season finale here and of course

we always have Bailey who's right here in our on our podcast but we brought back

a special guest who we had just like Han was in Tokyo drift and just like

Han returned for the ninth episode and then came back for the tenth episode

yeah fast and furious we brought Alan Ingalls back for our tenth

I don't know if there's like an applause thing anymore on here

no it's turned out oh yeah there it is

oh yeah Alan welcome back to our episode I'm not as cool as Han so sorry to

disappoint debatably cooler oh okay I see I I I mean I listen we can talk about

it but I liked Han from three through seven and then when they brought him

back I was like we don't we don't need to and then in ten and then I'm ten

I was like I feel differently like when you back in episode nine I was like

good and then and then ten I was like better so nice and nice save dream yes that

was a good save you know let's just get right into it you know like fast fast

acts fast and serious show up right into it this movie had bigger than usual

cast it already had an all-star cast I don't feel like we need to go through and

explosion oh my gosh so many explosions it was basically rocket league with cars

it was the end of our intro song is rock rock it he said it's rocket league with

cars rocket league is yeah so yeah I missed that we're right what I'm gonna say is

basically fast and furious rocket league I had mentioned it was like marble with

cars yep but that's cool too yeah so this movie in addition to Vin Diesel Michelle

Rodriguez Tyrese and Ludicrous Nathalie Ramsey let's see who else do we got

Jordana Brewster John Cena Deckard Shaw Jason Statham I'm not okay in addition to

all the my characters that have been in the first nine episodes and movies we

also added some big names we had Alan Richardson from Richard we had Brie Larson

from so much mostly like Marvel but also like community we forget she was in

community oh I do forget that who was it she was like a obeyed's love and love

interest are you serious yeah it was like maybe your first row and then we also had

who's the last one oh Jason and I feel like he carried the movie oh yeah I got some

major thoughts about that he's the one you forget he's so forgettable but he's

still this is not gonna end the way I'm we're starting off strong yeah we talked about

every other movie other than FestiCris I forgot one of the main leader actors

and debatably the best one in the movie this movie came out in 2023 I remember

this this kind of a sad story but like I just move yeah it was just last year I

so I moved back to Nashville and I've been living there for about a year maybe a

little bit less and I I just didn't have any friends yet like all my regular

friends that I used to hang out with and watching like they all had the

adacity to get like get married and have kids and have a lot of and they didn't

want to spend a whole weekend watching Fast and Furious with me so like I just I

just a solo bit man I just I just got all the

and it's all about family you should just brought them all exactly what better

holiday so you just wait till we make this a national holiday again where it's

gonna fat Furious weekend it's gonna it's gonna replace it's gonna

replace Easter that doesn't seem right

oh Lord he risen right then diesel would be cold

I feel like I could get you know he already acts like he is Jesus so he tries to act

like he thinks he's just like I could get him on board

I thought so many times if whether he would like this podcast or

absolutely hate it because of all the jobs we make

you know I don't know I don't think he would support this podcast

no I think he's I don't yeah we love you've been

diesel yeah he's one of these he seems like one of those kind of guys they can take a

real cake yeah I feel like you have to I mean I was already talking about how much I

loved him for half of the podcast and then immediately rerouted my brain so

here we are here we all want Jason Statham in her the

it's true he's a different ballgame from bald man to bald man yeah but never on the rock

the rock was no the rock is just not that was rock bottom that was my

childhood I had already gone through the rock that was when I was like

he was a forehand yeah yeah yeah vindies will have to be a good sport because

there's no telling how many memes and stuff of course yeah he's he's had to

sing them all right just like to be a good sport about it like we know he's like a

dungeon master we know he's in the dnd and really geek nerd oh yeah he's a cold

every guy right seeing who's like a dungeon master would have fun with it like

yeah like anyway fun vindies will fact and this is like my

most interesting fact for me that I've learned in this movie for this movie rewatch

his real name is marks and Claire wait what yeah I just don't know that no it's

marks because diesel is like a gas joke so yeah I just yeah but he but I mean

been number is a long before five years no is the actor name real names marks and

claims I don't know I really think it was a reason why he called himself in diesel

though like both of those are car references maybe it's like action hero type I don't know

yeah but he the fast enough furious I guess well maybe this was his plan maybe fast and

furious was his entire ego and he said this is my universe my name is vindiesel

venn number diesel and I'm a superhero every time you get that's how you got cast

because they were looking through the list and they're like wait we gotta get this guy he's like

on brand I've often thought that when they made the first I always said the first

vindiesel the first fast and furious movie the different the director's

meds for marks and Claire or vindiesel and we're like let's make a movie about the guy this guy

thinks he is the rest is history that would be fun the so I went and saw this movie in the same

theater that I saw like the first few and except it's like way nicer now then oh right

I could do jiffrication and Nashville so this feels different looking at these teenagers

watching this movie like you're not having the same experience that I did the first movie

I also had a really raw like you look at it now it was really raw really yeah you know guerrilla style

but like I was looking at the lot it was an early t.a exactly it was already 2000 so they didn't have

they didn't have cameras like they do now but also that movie didn't warrant the best cameras

at the time they're like let's just use those ones over in the corner there you know seepia and then

you get right and then you have and then you in the theater was kind of run down and now you're at

fast x and you're like the theaters nicer and the graphics are better like crazy yeah a lot of

the more serious movie yeah it was pretty it wasn't as pretty to me as Tokyo drift Tokyo drift had

a lot of colors and a lot of the cars were more characters than this one but it's but it's a

production yeah yeah but from from a from a like because I'd make movies I want to make short movies but

and music videos and stuff and from a production value I remember watching this and going wow they

they gave fast and furious 10 there's like the same budget as Iron Man like oh my gosh

it looks good and all right yeah back to the marvel I have sand guys I don't know

they're the crossovers happening right here the f/o is happening it sure is a few and they're

they're gonna be the first franchise to bring you what's about family they're gonna bring the MCU

and Jurassic Park Jurassic World into the fast world I would just do it you know it would be the

biggest movie of the summer I can't barely would you go see that quarter of my life you would have

to be serious I just thought it would just be so it it would be a roller coaster and a train wreck

and it would be so confusing two hours of I would definitely I would be there I would be there it

would have to be like a live shooting but I don't know if that's even possible because I would

probably go against all movie theater policies but I would come watch come watch us film

come watch us have our reactions only where we don't give it some time we don't show the

screen the way reaction videos are like on tick-tock like give it some time it'll it'll pick up

so what do you guys have any fun 2023 stories of what you were doing last year last year I

I mean I'm pretty I don't remember actually do you remember the month that it came out exactly April

April yeah I saw it a little bit later I did I had a crazy schedule

I think it was um I don't really remember what I was doing actually I can't remember if I was in

the new place or not but I was trying to get to a new place regardless or I wasn't a new place so

so in some part of the mid-range it was getting better if not already but I don't remember

it's happened so quick yeah it's weird that when we first started this podcast is like what were

you doing in 20 like 2001 20 23 we're doing last year yeah exactly like I don't I don't even know what I was

being born was was there a life before this podcast I don't remember who was I before yeah I was

no one doing last month I was missed before this podcast right

y'all shouldn't I think honestly I was just the same but I've just brought more people into my

hysteria of fast and fierce I think I did my uniform yes you did I think I was basically this

but by myself here's the ranked master I did do anything special last year I was doing just making

music videos making short films I love how he says that like oh yeah well to me it's normal uh

other people are like oh that's super cold I'm like yeah you don't know how much I sweat on those

it's not a fun time it's a lot of hard work the end result is cool yeah but people always think

it's way more glamorous than it is let's get into it gang we so we decided before the show we

decided to because we're we're kind of just over AI plot summaries and we're like we're not it's our

podcast we can do whatever we want we don't need to do another podcast AI plot summary yeah but we

came up with something that I think's better uh Bailey offered to do a Bailey's dialogue of the

podcast she she kind of had a running thought list her live reaction as she was watching um and so

she's gonna take us through the movie and then me and Alan have been invited to fill in any blanks

as we see fit so uh that being said take us to our newest section of our podcast Bailey's dialogue

all right so you start off it's got a this entire movie first of all just think about this they

put an EDM music in here instead of like what was going on with um either it was either like

maraja music or it was like rap music uh or both or both or nothing in between but now it's EDM music

so I think they're really just trying to get to us young folk as people's lay I guess um so anyways

just imagine just um a lot of base going on and then you have this black screen pop up and then

you start to see um what is his name reyes you see re reyes and um the scene opens up and pretty much

you're noticing that oh my god they're back and reyes has a son apparently that was uh this is a flashback

by the way um you're confused as a viewer in the very beginning that it's a flashback because you

see Paul Walker and you're like oh my god that's Paul Walker so here it is um Bailey's

dialogue after seeing uh reyes son and paul walker at 425 of the movie starting I say um paul walker

exclamation and question mark there's uh more vaults and stealing and then feels like I'm in an old

movie with jason memoa I'm not sure what I'm watching um flashback apparently this is a title scene

and now there's vindiesels uh triple x movie on the screen except it's just one x instead of triple x

and this is fast and furious but somehow I feel like I'm watching triple x with one x and then

oh god he has a kid that's right and he's grown how many years have passed apparently is 2023 when

was the last movie uh one e21 okay that makes sense but why is this kid that big all right anyways

I don't think it's the same actor exactly but really thinking about this time frame that kid shouldn't

be that big um also they mentioned about how this kid has been drifting um in a conversation with

him and his dad and they're like working on the cars or whatever like that and they talk about how

he had been teaching him drifting and I said oh young kids drifting that's crap so then it goes over

and there's vindiesels mom apparently I have to figure out that it's vindiesels mom though so I

was figure out that it's vindiesels mom literally blonde hair and a lot of chains because that is

vindiesel it's a woman with hair and chains so it's vindiesel is a woman so obviously that was his mom

and then somehow we see her maybe one more time in the movie again I don't even know I can't even

remember I had to remind myself that it wasn't queenie right oh yeah I thought I was like this is

not wait no what is it he's so he's so comfortable with old women he's so comfortable with old women

I thought wow they re-cast queenie with uh who is this yeah so then they go cheers and they're at the

little barbecue um instead of the end of a movie where it shows their barbecue it's the beginning

of the movie but it's because it's from the recap of the flashback that they just showed you so then

you're like oh okay cool then you go to that interject interjection it the the cookout with grandma

yeah mom was was part of the beginning of the movie okay it wasn't part of the flashback maybe I

would no no the cookout wasn't flashback but I was saying it was after the flashback yeah yeah

because to me that was I didn't notice it because by the nose at this time because I knew how

they movie ended that was like foreshadowing of like something's happening right right that doesn't

evolve a cookout exactly it's like they were putting a cap on what they just showed you so that they

could be like are starting their new chapter happy and enjoying things was about to change different

anyway sorry I thought that was a cool part of the like I was like oh it's starting with how

they usually that's fine I need to make sure that I'm on the right track anyways because I don't

know I don't know every scene by scene on the road on the right track the race track for fast and

yeah literally so then of course they get out of the barbecue and then vindies will walk to I guess

the shed or his shop so bummed out it is family barbecue I can't so here's where also confused as a

viewer is it his dad shed or is it his that he made into his shed that was that shed I think it was

his shed because they were at his house and he had like a nice little like memorial um trying see

this is where that comes that I think that's where him and his dad built that charger right yeah

yeah where he keeps rebuilding the charger yeah are we still the old house has been blown up

multiple times so there's still at the old house that got blown up um and then he's walking in his

shrine shed in his trophy room um of his dads and him area that he made of mainly himself so um

and then it cuts to cipher and that's where I say ug cipher so I know it cuts to the cipher uh

scene so then it shows that cipher has a better haircut so thank god cipher's hair looks a lot better

than what cipher's hair typically looks like so I was really happy about that part um but they're

in like the secret base that looks like the avengers literally looks like the avengers it shows this

a floating in this big old room with TVs and I don't even know what they're called does anybody

know what they're called starting with an a wait the the TVs the TVs they're called they had a

literally symbol on the TVs on the displays whenever it was like those big old rooms that that

big honky guy yeah yeah that scary guy or whatever was supposed to be yeah and it was a floating a

it was a floating a on the screen yeah this is just my theory is he's trying to make fast and

furious look like marvel slash star wars um any home so flipping to that um you have uh

whatever her name is again um and I don't guess letty is in here yet not yet no she was she was at

the barbecue yeah yeah yeah she was at the barbecue yeah Jason's jumping in I think this is where I

get confused oh right she says that Jason Mo Mo is the devil or somebody says Jason Mo Mo is the

devil pretty much so I wrote Jason Mo Mo is the devil named don't call yes but here's the thing

I know he's don't day but he's just as much as like vendizel is vendizel in this movie as much as

Jason Mo Mo is Jason Mo Mo in this movie he is playing himself yeah I don't care what name he has

right now he is forever he's for the purpose of this movie he's Jason Mo Mo he is definitely just Jason

Mo Mo so he's playing this uh split type-esque character in this movie um where he has very

interesting personalities so just put that into his perspective after it goes to the Jason

Mo I'm not quite sure where else it gets to I'm pretty sure it's where cipher goes to the house yes

but does the flashback but it does a flashback you go ahead with that one because I don't

even remember I really I really enjoyed this there's so much that it has maybe the best joke of the

whole movie in my opinion but so what's interesting is he pulls a cipher on cipher so you've

remembered fast eight cipher controlled vendizel by you know capturing a family member his son and

then he had to do the whole plot of the fate furious uh so Jason Mo Mo just walks into this room uh all

the guns are turned to him and he's and then everyone's phone buzzes he's like oh you guys are

gonna check that so they do which is really we're not gonna imagine having a bunch of gun like you

have your gun on somewhere then you get a text and I'll put on a second but they all did maybe it's

because they don't happen at the same time and then they look at the phone and it's for each security

guard it's someone they care about and so then they turn all their guns to cipher is for one guy

and so Jason mimo it just kills that guy and he's like he didn't even have a cat he loved he had

nobody and and it was just an impassant comment it was so sad and hilarious to me so that's

and then so that's how then cipher narrowly explains the cheat yeah cipher does the ciphering

and then escapes the same way apparently she learned ninja moves right between the two movies right

that's right yeah and I really don't understand how she escapes in a lot of ways in this the this

movie I really don't she puts on plot armor yeah she sure does put on plot on the vest of

I'm a maker and I'm exactly I'm just gonna get through this because I have to

because this is other stories meant to be maybe maybe in addition to Marvel and Jurassic Park

they're throwing some Harry Potter in there to yeah she's a wiser cloak of invisibility yeah I mean

like it we see how she does it in that series but it's like so many things have to happen for that

to work out yeah but again we've said this before I'm at this point I'm nine movies in I mean

they're not gonna explain it in third detail or anything sure that makes sense yeah she did have a

really cool car though that she drove up to vindiesel's house and it was like where's that been so yeah

was it Delorean like fast in the future that was so interesting looking I was trying to read what

it said but I could never figure out it said on the car well I think it's one of those things though

we're like all of these spies now because they're all spies yes I'm really have these disposable cars

hidden all like like that it started with the Civic he had none of the bridge yeah and now it's

like they have half a million dollar cars just like where they can have a car guy they just call

we need right yeah exactly yeah the little personal uber guy exactly yeah from nowhere from nobody

because speaking of the cipher shows up to their house now after that right yep yeah she so she's

stumbling on this layer she's like I'm at the devil himself where she's like I'm just as surprised

as you are opening the door to dom how did she not know that I'm assuming she knew this with doms house

like yeah she had his address definitely had his own up on the level of the fact that she said that

she was just a spirit that's a little crap so also once she gets in there she's on the couch and then

let's he's like we have an unwanted guest so let's leave and then they're surprisingly chill with her pretty

crazy I'm not quite sure why they even let her live actually well I think it's because she said she had

she had she had she had something to tell him that she said let me spill the tea she had some sort of

leverage um yeah somehow mr. nobody enters the scene at some point yes so if no actually no with it

we're two movies we're two movies without mr. nobody but where people are referencing them like where's

mr. nobody we don't know maybe not no they uh talk about it so they they talk about whatever is

going on with her and then fendee's was like whatever and then the next scene my husband has like

and you know nobody yeah yeah yeah that guy and so also before that though they talk about how

a tedge roman hon in rams you're going on our mission and romans in charge he's the leader

yeah in rom in rom in rom in rom really on the nose the Dante the devil roman lead in a mission in

rom they're like you know let's do this cute thing where you don't even try it and let's just

let's just do the biggest of the big ones and so they so they think they're going on a mission for

little nobody played by eastwood eastwood brother not brother son what's his name oh my gosh

something scott eastwood scott eastwood yeah go me and so scott eastwood's like yeah they're oh

scott eastwood shows up because they talk to the he heard about cipher and then vindies will like yeah

well roman in the gang are doing a mission for you because i'm saying just like that but it's

basically that it's stir stir and then he's like oh they're not doing a mission for me it's like oh

my gosh there's a setup something happened plot and shoes do you want to take it from there or

you can keep going actually because i'm kind of confused at this point um i mean because they're in

Rome and then um i see a gold Lamborghini because of course roman has to have a gold Lamborghini whereas

who was also was driving with them a haun had a beat up a car but it was a version of cars that he's

driven into it yeah it was kind of a little callback yeah a ramsie and taj were somewhere hacken

probably no truck i think honestly the whole time like the storyline with them i just was not

i wasn't following you could take it out you could probably run just as smoothly i was not following it all

yes so they were in this thing that was orchestrated by Dante and so it ends with all of their stuff blown

out we're gonna be remote we're promoting or they're promoting in yeah and letty and dom come to help

but the whole gang gets separated letty gets captured uh roman and and crew have to

go through sewers because they're on the run uh dom does save the Vatican and miraculously stops

in exploding right right right right without hurting a single person they actually made a bomb exploding

whatsoever oh i think it i think it did explode well well well well yeah in the water after the time

or went off yeah he uh he so he saved the day he saved the whole holy city of the Vatican all by

himself uh and ever and there wasn't a casual they made a point to show a news station where the guy

is like surprisingly there were no gotten right i actually have a comment about that as well

and um it's the fact that they haven't done that in any other movie and they are global terrorists

yeah so the fact that they have done this in any other place as well and it shows it's just now showing

this at the tenth movie yeah i had this thought when i was watching it that so like it shows their face

on the tv screen like do you know the bad guys and like part of me is like like do you think there's

someone watching who remembers them from past five and like again like one one day

it's like why are they keep getting involved in these random explosions yeah so uh so then you have

like three storylines you have yeah letty getting out of being held captive with the help of first

is with the hyper yeah ends up being with cypher but brylarson's character who's the daughter of

mr nob and that's right somehow me stil also lost with her a little bit it's it's okay as she's i don't

you know like he throws me out the storyline one question we can ask later is like did we bring in

too many new characters i think they brought in too many characters so especially considering that

they're bringing back a returning cast that just be ballooning right like it in a certain point

and i think baleys right they're trying to make marvel because it's this is their Avengers

right it's like pick me choose me movie maybe they were trying to do their version of infinity

yeah even to the point where it ended with a cliffhanger like you know i didn't think about that

you're totally right they're like you're right they're like fast and furious i'm just saying

i think you nailed it i know i'm a stuffed it would make sense too because in previous movies we've

been talking about how they've copied the culture of yeah eight they had the zombie cars during the

time as zombies it's the hero's tragedy as well yeah like the hero's tragedy and the hero's journey

like through pop culture and everything literally vendeezeal right now his origin story we've been

seeing it since day one it wasn't about paul walker it was about vendeeze this entire time you know

so i think i think for the first four movies especially two's and paul walker within it

yeah only one in it i think they were on even keel well maybe not not tokyodraft

i have a theory okay i should really really redirect my statement one in four they were even keel

five when there five was when it which was like the massive revamp of the whole series five

was when they came to vendeezeal right now but i felt like they were kind of even on on four

and one vendeezeal that's actually the antagonist and paul walker was the protagonist yeah so and then

i i wonder if i wonder if vendeezeal's character dominant terretta i wonder if that is a stage name

and he is actually zander cage and he did like oh my god though he did like it was a spy so he was like

i want to retire from this and go back to my family that's crazy and and he's like i'm retire

from this and that we're watching the the fascinah furious is him getting sucked back into yeah

that life and that's why all the sudden this guy that had a grocery store and worked on cars can do

all this and has all these instincts is because he was probably bred to be a spy we just didn't know

it i think so there i that could be it uh letty gets help escaping by cipher and they find themselves

in anartica and somehow jazel's soul live um romaine and teige and hann and ramsey uh try to escape

but then they wind up in a plane and it blows up um and they might be dead uh but they're probably not

because it's fascinah furious right uh john cina does help get uh hit uh the little b of

brazil's son back to dame in the process he does die maybe um he purposely flips his car

on some sort of track road area to i think blow it up and cause rap to take it out to take them from

getting them but instead of that actually happened and it didn't happen at all and so he just died

for nothing yeah for nothing because it's john cina and you don't see him yeah and then yeah

i was thinking you don't see him actually die because that's the way this movie works is we

we don't know if he's dead now and then it clicked oh wait a minute john cina is still there yeah okay

so he's also in care yeah he's in care that's funny and then Jason's um uh his

has been being a jerk to dame uh because of the whole you killed my dad thing which okay

fair you have a lot of weight so long he was learning everything about him he was following him he was

i mean history his little place where he had all the pictures of stuff was like too so crazy

bad i love to have to he definitely had some personality problems i love which appears when boy

he was great i actually thought i was a real fun character yeah he gave me criminal minds like his

character reminded me of one of the episodes or criminal minds that was literally a person that

had multiple personality disorder um legit was like a serial killer with multiple personality

disorder and i was like oh my gosh even though he wasn't technically with multiple you know

that's not really what it was i was just like i'm kind of getting this style right he's a he's a

darker criminal character but with like a bubbly attitude yeah he's like on shantay and i'm like

oh that's so that's so great so the theory is that when he crashed his car and fell into the water

he suffered from brain damage which has made him more crazy that's why he okay and but we don't

check out for real but it's a brain damage but what's interesting is i feel like what makes him a good

villain is in many like there's similarities between him and vindiesel and that like they're all

about family yeah but he is also very different than vindiesel and i mean you can even argue the

flame boy and see versus the masculine right right you could look at the i mean just every the way they

look you can look at just the the the different lack of moral compass like all the things he's

gonna be willing to do for his plan and like vindiesel has like you know standards or whatever well

and there's a there's a clear divide too and how they feel about family um don't say is blood

to family yeah and then is very much you don't have to be blood to be family yeah absolutely so

it's so he's a good villain for the he's a I I don't want him to be like the big bad of the fast

universe but like I think he's a good villain for this movie yeah and for the next apparently yeah so um

we'll share more of our thoughts but let's first share some of your all's thoughts about fast

and furious this was just a question was what do you think about fast x and this is what some friends

on reddit said a positive example 30 78 says i liked it fun the movies get more crazy as they go on

but that is part of the fun it's just entertainment after all I like that that like with people that

are like this movie has a terrible plot and like have you watched the last like all of nine

and then in the similar manner safe surprise 3,0001 said it was stupid and I loved it same thing

so that that pretty much sums up my thoughts about the whole franchise at this point the first one

I was like young enough to not realize how terrible of movie it was but I was so into it

and then like the second one was just super fun yeah but the rest of them is just like this is just a

wild ride and I just got to turn this off to go enjoy something absolutely I feel like one in three

and debatably four had plots yeah um now whether they were good plots or not is up to the subject but

you it was like the writers like let's make a movie with a plot after that uh I don't know five

kind of anyway well as soon as I start I'll start like I don't know really we'll go one three

second years from the Avengers uh I wish we forgot we could forget nine existed and just pick up

with X me too. I'm just kidding you know I like it better than this one oh no all right but okay

let me clarify nine was yeah I did like my own this one what do the fans want and let's put that

into a movie yeah uh so it was fun and ridiculous uh but ten was like it just for me if it like

ten was like nobody really wanted to be there except for Jason Mo Mo was like this is my side

project. I think like I don't have to get jacked for this one I'm gonna relax like he's chilling

we say that but this other random guy from reddit I think I couldn't pronounce his username so I

just wrote guy from reddit guy from reddit um um mo moa is a weak villain to try hard with the crazy act

listen guy from reddit when you're true to try hard for the comment yeah I'm just gonna

you're a bit scared and we disagree and uh no yes weed or these weeds or these weed uh honestly

or just weed for short um honestly the worst movie I've ever seen it was not even entertaining

taining which at least four through eight were one were three were also one through three were also

entertaining but they were good quality movies I like how nine also didn't make it so good.

We just don't talk about that. I guess not yeah so man y'all are gonna hate me. And then uh

well I have a longer review and I'm gonna read it and the question I'm gonna ask you guys is how much of

this do you think was intentional in the movies part and just how much of this is us reading into it

so this review comes from Richie who if you guys haven't seen our previous episodes of bonus content

episode and it was just me interviewing Richie he's a big fast and furious fan uh and he reached out

to our podcast he saw us through reddit he found us on instagram and he just shot me a message like

hey man I'd love to do an interview uh and I was like sure why not so if you're someone who wants to like

talk more in detail about fast any of the fast and furious movies or or when you go into season two

any of the movies we do there uh you could message me we can try to make it happen so the quarter mile

podcast on instagram quarter mile podcast on tiktok and uh really just typing the quarter mile podcast

anywhere and something will show up so this is what Richie said about fast acts is the most positive

review this movie has ever received in its life so uh I actually loved fast acts I know it gets

bumped to the bottom of a lot of people's list but this movie had a lot of references and callbacks

to the past films I like how ten started with the high scenes with fast five and then directly cuts

to little Brian spiraling out of control in the parking lot this is how the first film stars off

they they showed the highest and then they cut to Brian O'Connor spiral out in out of control while

trying to master his eclipse speaking of which there's a clips behind us yeah that one right there

I did not pick up on that actually I have a few more points of respect for this movie for that

listen he's he's he's going to get he's he's he going to turn me he gets he gets he gets he then he says

the four-way street race is a reference to the first and second movie even the way they set up

the characters and the cars on the line they brought back dog of a deago from fast five and he was

driving a green Porsche this time instead of the blue that Brian and Dom won from him and the green

Porsche can be reminiscent of Brian's green eclipse again behind us uh that was positioned all

the way to the right just like when they when where deago was uh in that four-way race isabel

naeves was was put all the way to the left to the race and she can be reminiscent of suki's

character why i really want them to bring back suki's character who was all the way to the left in

her four-way race and two fast-due fears suki also made a name for herself in the streets of my myami

just like isabel made a name for herself in the streets of rio when isabel first appeared on screen

she said what's up who's next who's next this reminded me of jacob saying the exact same thing

during the flashback scene before he raised dom when they were younger then dom talks to isabel

about the personalities and similarities of a cop and a street wearacer he's letting her know from

experience that two unlocally unlikely and opposite identities can bond dom and Brian from the

first movie monica of wentays and Brian in the second movie agent sasic and Brian in the six

mr. nobi and dom and seven etc then the hideout aisle that was in f9 was used in f10 the

four must-a in that jacob had in the nineties is f in f9 is also used in f10 this is a random

peat davis's character is bowing that's right peat davitson is in this my god for about that

why anyone a peat davis's character bowing calling roman an astronaut and asking if left his money

in space was a nice little nod the silly fight scene between tajan roman reminding me of the funny

fight scene between brine and roman in two fast harn was driving an alpha row rom romo that he

he drifted in and the alpha romo was orange and black which was a nod to his original orange black

Mazda 3x7 and his orange Chevy c10 truck from fast forward harn also had an orange and black

harley that he drove in fast six the computers give me a second okay the computer stream that ramsey

hacked into also showed past characters of the monitor that don't they plan to track down

taego lego ricos santa's queenie shaw which he did truck down shan boswell suki monica fwintez

ellie and buddy i don't know half of those who are by the way wow then the scene don where dom was

apprehended and he had his armored truck with agent aims where they were getting attacked was also

not the team that was apprehended intact in fast five and we had and we have the more obvious

reference like the car backing out of the plane like in fast seven and the submarine from fast eight

movie goes high in my list because of all these callbacks and references dang

you know i think the reason why fast x is so bad is because they just overloaded us

with a bunch of stuff at once like you got so many different things you have references new people

new situation jace momo with the personality really terrible villain but also great villain

but also terrible actors but also good actors really interesting plot summary but no plot summary

at all it's just confusing it was it was a good attempt at making an Avengers movie yeah but it

was an attempt it was not success yeah i think it i mean that it was because your characters and

fast and furious including domic treto none of them are of like superhero quality right not so like

doing adventures movies all about the characters also maybe some of the writing and the maybe it's like

we had a lot of actors having to read bad dialogue you know yeah i do feel like we from maybe six

or seven on they stopped developing characters like if you had the ten movie series and there's been

good character development among the main characters but it's really just vindiesel and then like

side characters that help them out in this thing like yeah exactly what about Dante that i mean

bringing him a couple movie from several movies after his dad does and coming back and

having been studying been this whole time i thought that was interesting i thought that was very

interesting but i don't but is it development or is it just kind of like moving this plot along

to where you know why who he is real quick and then we can we get into it was there development in his

character it well i would would argue in Dante's villainous character from ten we didn't see any

development but usually you don't need to see development from the villains in the movies but the

ideas we've seen development from hit you you know that from five to ten he's getting to where he

got to but what we should be seeing is development in domic treto or and and again they try like so

like the whole but when he's all gloomy at the beginning of the barbecues because he's like worried

about how can he protect his family yeah and this whole thing is about his family being in danger

and so you're seeing him having to deal with that fear very real time um but you know it's it's we it's

because he has all he you never see him in a scene with hardly any of the other characters

debatably because before we know from earlier movies maybe he's really hard to work with maybe they

don't right maybe they make points to it's but that there's a reason aside from like trying to

give them screen time that you break the characters up in a different plots and uh but like with as

much history as Dominic treto has with all these other characters I would like to see more interaction

like like characters like Roman we've had eight movies with Roman right or maybe seven movies with

Roman like there's a story there you know right or intense yeah same with that we've had so how many

movies with him same same thing yeah and like when did he become a hacker he just all the sudden

wasn't it like by five yeah I was kind of yeah exactly and then like you know you I hate to keep

bringing up Marvel but it's clear that this is the direction they were going with these last

couple of movies I mean that's not just me right yeah because because it's like especially since you've

mentioned it in other regions or like it feels like the nobody organization is like she'll yeah

it really does so it's it Thanos had a ton of character development in the two you know film arc that

he was in and then we have the ability to do that with cipher who is she she's in three movies and she

could have had that villainous art that not thing was exactly something like that and they just so I

actually learned really fun and frustrating fact uh in my interview with Richie about how they

wanted to end seven before Paul Walker died and they ended seven with the tribute to Paul Walker

the post credit scene for seven they wanted they were gonna introduce cipher okay so at this point

you know Dom's team's uniform they were gonna introduce cipher they're gonna have her walk in into a room

with characters like Tran from the first one Carter from the second one I would hope DK would

somehow be there I don't know where she's like assembling like a legion of doom of villains and she's

like they have their team and now we have to build ours and like so then eight was gonna be like

this group of villains versus this group of that would have been pretty good that would have been a great

movie and like sort of been more sense yeah yeah but they they changed it up also part honestly part

of it is part of the problem it seems like with these movies I'm bringing into this a little bit but

like it seems like all the big actors have problems working with vindiesel because they're big actors

and he's like I don't want you to be bigger than me you know and they're all like but we are

I also still feel like that Jason memo I was like a villain bandage on him because he was like the

most gruesome of it all I mean technically they showed the most gruesome and like that's why

I say criminal minds ask because he kind of had more of like a sinister he was more unhinged but

it was a more eventful villain I wasn't bored yeah he definitely was like and when we talk about

more exactly yeah he made me forget literally everybody else I feel like he had the most stage time too

like he did like he did you could have argued this was like a Jason memo it yeah it felt like he

was also a replacement of the rock in a way too yeah yeah like one big guy for the other yeah I

almost wondered if I was I always felt like John Cena was a replacement for the rock like yeah

and that's what I had thought until Jason Moa entered the chat well they ruined they ruined

John Cena's character though yeah he's like a wet towel yeah him being a bad guy and then

becoming a good guy but he went a good guy that's just a wimp is it oh what is he oh Decker

Charles is Jason Jason stays on right yes okay Decker Chal went from being a bad guy to

to to the part of the team but his character never change yeah like he stayed the time John Cena

became a comic relief limon noodle in this second one and it was like yeah yeah that was I had that

problem too because that's why I don't like that character much because I I preferred the

characterization in the second one like I thought I was he was fun to watch and yeah him and little

be their dynamic that was fun very much but like it was pull he must have had good that character

must have gone through so much therapy he was in session emotionally healthy place at that point

speaking of therapy one of my biggest problems with this film is little B oh my gosh straight

kid murdering people literally crazy no one bats it on he's just doing anything he's having a good time

yeah life's all the wrong decisions like just killing people yeah and they're like oh yeah

high-fiving about it and like I'm at no point when they're like in the mr. nobody's eight secret

pays is he like sat like the only thing he said was like where's my dad like maybe because I need to

talk to someone the fact that I just massacred a whole yeah I'd be so proud of me like the thing is

is like you have to turn off your brain in these movies right and most of the time I can go in turn

this off and then just then just enjoy this ride right but when that happened I was like okay okay

now you've gone too far and I did anyone else watching this I'm curious how many people

other had the same revelation I was a wait a minute did he just straight murder people in the high

five musical here's what I also felt right it was the fact that he wouldn't let him literally curse

yeah he just he just handed the kids explosives yes pretty much like he's like you want to pull

the lever shoot it yeah that's fine now you can curse because you exploited some people so you've

now you're all out just fair after you murder someone I feel like right they just doesn't make any

sense to me you go from wet noodle uncle to no now you're letting him do explosives and curse he's

the cool uncle also because now he's the cool uncle maybe he's just confused what he wants to be family

members when Mia sends them off she looks at her brother and she's like protect him with your life

yeah literally I think a nicer sister move would have been like y'all please be sick y'all y'all

be safe that's what you should have said y'all be safe if fast and furious Jackson Tennessee

but yeah now I'm gonna take your drugs I uh a West Tennessee fast and furious would

definitely be exotic for the rest of the world sure would be you know what it would be I thought

about this uh several months ago I was doing a show in Gatlinberg uh the same weekend that Jeep

invasion oh yes it was just a whole crowded streets of jeeps and like red next it's a part of

their a lot of American flags a lot of jeeps and I was like if fast and furious happened in Tennessee

this would be it I pictured like that scene in two when all the cars like left the warehouse and I was

like it would just be a bunch of jeeps yeah but it'd be like all full willing going over the curves at

two miles an hour throwing ducks out the window yeah here's a rubber ducky for you

of leddy and ciphers relationship and dynamic going on that was interesting to see

yeah they did I would they had a pretty cool fight scene but she said trust me they squandered an

opportunity though to really develop ciphers cares yeah they did they well I think they were trying

to but she went in the whole wrong direction like I've said the several reviews I do not like that

they're turning her into a good guy the she made now unlike jones and it's like she maintained her

character she's still a bad guy she's in survival mode and hates that she has to team is it's almost

like the different y'all thing but I hope that she doesn't end up like ducker char and become a team

member who turns back what she's good here's here's what really bothered me about her in this movie

it was actually the last scene when they figure out gal Gadot still alive right and leddy is so excited

to see her friend and she's smiling and then you then that and you're working in the same shot ciphers

smiling like she's so proud of this good deed that she just had and I'm like no cipher doesn't

smile for good deeds cipher unless this like that it was an evil intention yeah I want there to be I

want there to be but it looked like a genuine like oh I'm happy that nice things are happening

I hope it's in the I hope I hope joselle's like robot or double agent or something like that and

that turns out that ciphers in charge of everyone or that or that cipher knows something that those

other two don't and she's just like yeah I don't know I feel like she's just like yeah go ahead

and reunite I can't wait to watch what happens next I really feel like they're just make cipher good

because they made her look like her face in this movie looked like AI like genuinely just looked like

AI this whole movie seemed like a video game as well their lines were very video game-esque like

he got away I was like what's going on the whole franchise feels like a video game it's just crazy

really it really it really is there's actually actually is a fast and furious video game that is in canon

with the I've never played in which my sense they probably made great games like this is crazy

I've played a couple of the racing games like the one oh yeah one to hundred and then also the

they had one for like PlayStation 2 that was almost like need for speed underground and then it

had storylines though I haven't played any that actually had plotter but I mean they did the games

definitely came out when those racing games were in style so they played it off the fast fears one

thing that I feel like we've never mentioned in our podcast but it's come up and so I made a point

to put it in notes knowing that this is the last episode yeah can we just talk about that freaking

cross oh the the the the the the the the dumb and let it cross that has gone it has been passed it's

like the the traveling pants the sisters the sister of traveling pants or something well there

there has to be multiple right because like the last one I think it might be two of yeah one

point they did have a tracking device so that was that was a but it's not it didn't have a travel

so that was the original I think Jacob and Don have a cross Jacob and Don both have a cross I think is

the deal it was like wait what if wait no Jacob was the bad guy the one that he used no wait yeah

so cypher in the plane was that wasn't Jacob working for her in that one or was that the one for that

that was a foot before one that was when she was the main villain yeah yeah okay so that one I

tracking device which they might put on yeah yeah they just made that I've been there nobody or

somebody made that or something it's just so funny because like it like this is when we

re-rear-watched with my friends we've whenever we see that cross it literally looks like a cheap

piece of like so it just looks like I'm gonna throw it at a werewolf right that'd be fun

right yeah I take a shot every time the crosses yeah absolutely yeah you it's it's it's significant in

all the movies and it's like it's pretty good what they use is objectifying women or every time

you see the cross because like there was way more objectifying women in the first half yeah and then

there was way more cross though you're getting you're getting yeah you're right wow or when they

say family but then that would just be alcohol poisoning what if they realized halfway through they

needed to change their ways and they're like let's stop objectifying women start putting this cross

in this movie they made a point to be like you gotta have faith like this whole thing and I was

like that's why all this crazy car that's what a Christian movie fast and furious was because like

growing up oh do tell they used to talk about how if you have the faith of the mustard seed you can

move a mountain right turns out the reason all these people would survive in all these crazy car

accidents is because they have such strong faith that they literally don't get hurt what do you

think about that Bailey I mean like you told me in this very same configuration several months ago

that's in I don't know about that true I'm pretty sure that from watching the last 10 movies a lot of

people have gotten hurt including cities being demolished by a false faith like Dominic Toretto no

because he had a contract that he can't talk little be murdering people I don't think he's the God's

like I don't know the more than diesel went to the crossroads and sold his soul to the devil yeah so

he can't die there we go there is faith when he was when he was when he was in the cage when he was

in the name means yes that is his superpower that's crazy but it's funny because and there was this

one we always talk about how they use the cars to catch people but there is a scene that I wrote

down because they used a car to catch another car that is so fast and furious that is almost

peat if they hadn't gone to space that would be peak fast and furious but going to space was then

going to space and that's the thing is every one of these movies tops the big crazy stunt you

can't pop space you can't pop space they tried to know man that ball bombing the Vatican

that was for rip at the beginning of the movie was like oh right they came close they didn't talk

it but it was definitely a valid effort yeah I was like of course the Vatican yeah I what else are you

gonna say yeah they're trying to destroy the faith is what they were trying to do yeah but they

saved it they did say that they did say that they did say that the picture it was all right he might be

on the some that's true you know what I'm if I call it himself I'm gonna go back in time to when I was

a youth faster and that's every year I'm gonna show my students fast and furious movies and make

like god I think I what a wasted opportunity have you watched these movies with that in mind no this

it was just this last time when I was because he makes that line so you gotta have faith when when

other Christian movies like let's find either either when fast eleven comes out or since it's not

coming out for another year and a half or so just sometime next year you might I'll just do a

little run to do that in mind and just pick out all the things you know make a episode

faster than just the Christian lens honestly like make a killer episode that would be pretty

killer maybe I will maybe I will what we know about the upcoming movie okay and this is some of

its rumors some of it's confirmed it's set to come out in 2026 it's currently called because you know

they do great with the names all the time it's not called f 11 or fast 11 is currently called fast x

part two excuse me I'm sorry I thought this was supposed to be a trilogy there might be a fast x part

three because right into this is not triple that would be amazing that's what happens it's the

vindiesel verse would have the back story and he gets a new name for zander cage because when it

when triple x starts he's already like an established criminal maybe like a lot maybe a lot of bad

stuff happens in the next two fast movies so you think instead of zander cage in triple x being

the prequel to fast and furious like my theory you think is the other way around you think the fast

and the furious is his origin so you could do another fast x part to make the does check out and then

and then the next time is a reboot of triple x is just called fast triple x and it's so now we got

so now we got that furious triple x Harry Potter MCU and Jurassic World yeah yeah I mean they're they

knew they need to be stopping some they they referenced our words in the last movie though they start

yeah Star Wars was in this one like the dark and light did you know that's right now yeah vindiesels

taken over and he has taken over so scary I hope that I'll take the double I hope everyone who's

hearing our podcasts as they're walking around the museum is like wow this is the most interesting

I'm gonna tune into the rest of the episode or they're like what is this I'm gonna tune in

there's just a bunch of it's been a much busier day to day yeah that was the last time we said I'm loving it

okay so so then the topic of who's coming back in fast x part two probably everybody

no death is in permanent if you have enough faith do we have we know we know gal Gadot's coming back

the right yeah here's an interesting return here's an uh we they haven't confirmed and so no one

who's died has confirmed that they're coming back vindies will probably be back right um Cody Walker

might come in for some CGI Paul Walker scenes oh so I don't I think I'm gonna I think that'll be

cool if they do it well like I I don't know how I feel how much faith you have that they do well

you know what I have all the faith and pacifism I would I would I have I believe that's what better way

than body family than bring his family into play him absolutely posting so well speaking of that

there's a fun tidbit the on the plane when uh when when it was John Cena and little b and they were

getting the supplies to parachute out of the plane or get out of the plane oh those are the

waitress was met oh that was Paul Walker's daughter who is in that scene that's met oh Walker what yeah

so do you so remember when they're in the part the stewardess is Paul Walker's better stewardess gave

them like alcohol hmm to fill the rocket with yeah that was Paul Walker's daughter what is that for

fine fun the more you know that just adds another to what what Richie was saying like there were so many

little things absolutely they almost topped f9 and like I think this is like another I thought it

was like juice that she gave them no alcohol because they need alcohol they need alcohol for fuel yeah

okay I don't know if you're ever stranded on a plane and you do have another plane I don't know

if that will actually I just don't see how alcohol could even help because wouldn't it dry up

not necessarily I mean not vodka per se like what they did that was definitely some plot

yeah but uh most race cars run on what what's called alcohol it has pretty much it's not what you

would drink but it's like very potent form of gasoline yeah I mean like it was like if you suspend

disbelief you're like that makes sense yeah so for someone who's seat heard of race cars go oh they

do I think they remember saying something about they run on alcohol it's not beer it's not

yeah hard liquor but it is it is a it's like a form yeah that makes sense I think another thing is

or another this is this is potentially a bummer but there's a rumor that Dante won't be back in

fast x part two he's busy because because they are it's very expensive and their their funds are

less than what they used to be commercials for like state farmers but what they're talking about you

know that post credit scene where uh he calls Hobbs and Hobbs like come get me you some bitching

crushes his phone yeah they're talking about that there might be Hobbs and Ray has spent off

concludes the storyline with Dante okay and then when they do fast x part two uh the rumor is

that they're going back to the basics and becoming more well-rounded as a street racing movie oh my

god they did replace the rock with him they literally replay he got his little he got his feelings hurt

that the rock and Jason stay them wanted to have their individual movie so then he was like no

and then planned and then went ahead and grabbed Jason Momoa and then now he's gonna have his

second movie as well yeah but yeah I hope not you have to finish the story

he's never gonna finish the story he doesn't want it to be finished then he's like the story's not

finished it's not on the show he's dead yeah literally that's exactly what I feel like it's gonna be

a whole lot faster fast 20 is gonna just be vindies oh my you think there's gonna be 20 of them oh yeah

I can only hope I was filled I was photographing I'm gonna be 40 years old still watching a faster

care yes and make yourself want but you can't but you can't not you're too invested in these care

I was I was photographing a wedding last night and ended up talking to one of the the coordinators

about fast and furious just movies and journalists she was like man I wish they would end those

or we do not have the same opinion but also kind of do in many ways they have

okay so let's talk about our what if you could if you could write the perfect ending for fast

and furious hmm who wants to go first okay barely looking at me so come on Alan all right so

how it should have ended they should have ended it in 10 when they said they were going to yeah

but no I think that and was supposed to be the last one I mean I went into 10 thanking this was

the end and that what I heard was this was gonna be end of this storyline and then they were

gonna start doing spin-off movies like cause of y'all with other characters so at one point they did

say this was gonna be the last one but then not long before it came out they said it's act there's

actually it's the two-parter and now there's rumors that it's actually a three-parter I didn't know

was a two-parter one I went in so I was really upset when I got to the end I know me too like really

but more about that later when we talk about our rankings I think that so we ended on a cliffhanger

right where everybody's pretty much dead not take wins essentially vending zone son don't think

going to the water yeah they so they end up underwater right they make it underwater and then

well that's always see we don't know what happens after that but they're they crash land into the water

okay so I did I think this movie was just so beyond me there was so much stuff happens hard

so much happens I watched it last night yeah you're just like a brain hurts my reaction is like okay yeah

I was mad I was like so I think that Jesse should come back and save all of them yes all of them

the plane who's Jacob all of them we find out that he saved everybody right he's the brains

and then they turns on them oh well yeah what happens then does he kill him on that's how the movie

is working he's working with cipher and and and they are trying to take down Dante

and now you have the fast and furious crew against Dante and then you have

heel Jesse and cipher against Dante but also against all of them against them so it's just now instead

of a a clear one-on-one you have this three-way fight going on where there's not a clear good guy

or bad guy and they all have similar goals and they all have one of go against each other too so

I think that could make for a very interesting huge Marvel-esque ending to the franchise

and then that's where you also bring back Nila and no he's not coming back to your feelings in our

good I wish though we capture I feel like yeah I feel like after this fast we can have an odd

connection with Nila like I know I can't wait for someone to be like I don't have any weird facts

about that like well the thing is is that for you know with with suki and and her character

you know Eva Mendez like there's been a lot of great female characters these movies but they don't come

back no they come back a little bit yeah why I have little bit of roles but they don't have significant

roles unless it's in a show rhodorigas it's like she's pretty much yeah and even they even killed her

off for men like many many we have all male cast here maybe we should bring back like one or two of

them do you have any theories on why don't they don't have a lot of female representation yeah that

was there was something behind it I don't know this is just one of those movies that's like a

a bro movie not particularly just that but like even more of I'm in a college dorm watching this

with a bunch of bros so I don't know it's just a different vibe yeah this is different so maybe the

women were there for a second season of their lives yeah and decided otherwise I don't know I think

that the the theory of like just three way issue with Jesse and everyone was cool but like also

what I what I want to happen though is I want it to go back to the car movie yeah yeah

it's going to back it through and in that case you can bring Jesse back you know and they you know

some reckless way and he maybe he does say something like they all just go back to normal lives Adam

from last one episode you guys remember Adam he has a theory and he didn't send me this video but his

theory is that because the only thing they haven't done in these movies yet is time travel right

oh no so he that's a start of the movie is there's some kind of situation where they need some kind

of genius car mine to fix some kind of thing right insert plot there and then they realize the

only one that they know that could have possibly done something this awesome but when is Jesse so they

go back in time to the first day and they save them and then so that he's be there yeah there's

the Doloran I guess yeah Siphon already has the car for Siphon but then if you think about it if you

think about it think about the second second it does have the electronic movie yeah it was just

time travel well at the end of dude at the end of both the movie war and this it's total impending to

literally everyone's dead yeah well that movie have half over there but in this one like yeah so

like how do you where you go from here and everyone was thinking that and both who went to see both

these films like where where do they go now how do they fix this and that's how they fixed it there

so many they rewind it they're good yeah I don't know so Bailey you're you're in the director's chair

now how are we ending fast and furious all right so for fast and furious I think that mr nobody's

gonna come back because he's been missing for like two long movies yeah and they didn't they didn't

explain where he was necessarily but the last time we saw him he was on the screen looking like he

was getting like I guess punched or something beaten a little bit I don't know but then again maybe

he was just in a random place that was just hidden or something I couldn't tell if it was something

that was like a ploy trying to make them think that he was getting hurt or if he was actually

but I don't really think so I think that this is this plan all along and I think they're trying

to set this up to where he's actually the villain and his whole plot line is just chaos because he

likes chaos because this is nobody's world only yeah like Joker right where where where where so I'm

thinking mr nobody is the dude that's like got the strings that he's pulling because he's already

been doing that anyways he literally was able to get them out of one of the biggest prisons with

big ol guard with rubber bullets that makes no sense for the fact that that high security prison

has rubber bullets mr nobody is involved therefore he probably owns the high security prison and then

I don't really think they're gonna bring back I do think they'll bring back people I do

I hope they don't bring back Paul Walker because can we just leave that how it is please

this was a real person yeah do you think that by not it obviously him being gone for real

has left a hole in the franchise yes as a person but also character wise it seems weird

that he's been missing for like for movies it's so strange he's just like hang out with the kid

and there's just like the case if he was alive yeah they're literally milking the crap out of the

situation because that's fair having a family and taking care of kids instead of instead of being

a spy being a spy is like death yeah right I that's wow that's dark but I feel like I feel like if

you if the if good writers and a good you know producers could make a case and bring them back

and finish the story in a way that that pays homage and gives us the true ending that we all deserve

right with that character don't don't know that I hate the fast and furious writers are producers

of the ones that will handle that well so not in not in the movie or directed so not in the movie

that I'm directing but I'm not saying that he's not in the storyline because he mean like Alvarcent

he's disappeared but like also at the same time he's already he's still in the storyline anyways

he's just not really like talked about strangely and I but I mean we know why but we didn't you know

don't know why but mr. nobody's pretty much in charge of like him because he used to be the police

and the involved because like in the very beginning he was involved with this agent

see that was fancy and it was like that nice little house and stuff that would actually be an

interesting way to bring that being his house yeah and it be and end up being hit the place that he's

hiding and it's that little house that he's actually hiding it and it'd be like a basement or something

okay anything else in your I don't really know exactly how it would end minus the fact that he would

yeah the fact that he would just own everybody is my thing because I think he's the true like

puppet master but that's just because he has the most recognizable face to me and it would be the

opposite of what we've been getting right we've been getting a bad guy turns good yeah and we

find out on the very end that it's a good guy that was actually the bad guy I would rather have that

yeah that'd be you said the time travel something they hadn't done yeah something else they have

done yeah opposite well because they the few times they've brought in double agents it's been really

weak and it hasn't been more than major yeah I think jazal could be a good double agent jazal could

be a good double agent maybe she's mindwashed yeah because why else would siphere every smite when

she sees jazal and we also have hawn that came back exactly we don't know that he's not making

his come back now we're just an nobody and maybe he's a because he was working on this you know

yeah maybe he's a bad guy too exactly I hope that he is because he would be so good as a bad guy

so cool well he wasn't a good guy that's true he was never a good guy really he was terrible

yeah it was about a good bunch of it was about a bunch of rich Asian kids who didn't wanted to break

out of the rich Asian kids stereotype having to go to be doctors and lawyers and get jobs and make

lots of money is like no we're gonna do crime we're gonna do legal stuff see he's the cool bad guy

there you go and it goes all the way back to that that's when he got picked up yeah there we go okay

so i'm gonna i'm gonna add i think i'm gonna take baili script and i'm gonna use that as part of

mine uh yeah i am gonna bother you you're there's something about my script that you won't like and

i apologize in advance uh but and if you were if you were with us for the seventh no it's definitely

the eighth movie uh it was when you were very high stop it it was definitely the eighth um i've already

alluded to this theory but i've i feel like i've increased it since then so this is this is my theory

but i like starting with where you're at so mr. nobody's in charge of everything there's a lot of

bad guys at play cypher has been bad from the beginning so she's working with mr. nobody jason

mamala is also working with mr. nobody but it's you know it's personal for him that's like he's he's

crazy but the and so the start of this movie like this you have this incredibly powerful villainous gang

and so this is the end of the series so they do the one thing that they've never done any of the series

which is keep death permanent and the start of the movie is just about all of the main characters

being murdered oh because it seems like the bad guys plan is working and so um okay i want to

key i'm gonna keep one obviously vindies will stay alive you can't kill vindiesel um uh that is

the diesel first is that it's a he has to say live i need another characters for dialogue so

i like ludicrous guys i'm gonna get ludicrous is gonna be the only one that survives right

where that's fair so everyone else dies in a tragic way it's bummer but that's the way what about

little b you see going yeah for like yeah you're wanting to um yeah i don't know that's tough i mean

it doesn't make any sense how did he get that big right yeah turns out he wasn't even there was

he was a double agent too no not that quickly he's like nine so then so so that there's a scene where

they're just looking at all the turmoil and it's just dominant torreto and ludicrous and ludicrous is

like oh man what are we gonna do and they's like i don't know and then suddenly dr strange portodil

first one grute walks out second one zander cage walks out third one the pacifier walks out fourth one

honestly i want to be surprised if vindiesel playing himself as vindiesel walks out

and body double right you know he's just like i'm vindy i'm i'm marksinclier and i'm here to help you know

and like so then you know of course ludicrous you know that this is when they somehow become aware of

variance in multiverse he's like it's like damn dumb you got a lot of variance of course doms it's

i don't got variance i got family and that's like the whole group of and then uh and then

uh so they they fight and they almost save the day but then the second to last battle they

they lose and like what are we gonna do they have to retreat and like what are we gonna do we

don't have enough people and then if the last a final multiverse doctor strange ring opens up

and and the real paul walker comes out no like because it turns out in every fast and furious movie

they've always been like we have to upper stunt but this is the last one and how are you gonna

up space how are you gonna up the the way you up a stunt like that is you fake fake a real life death

and it turns out for the past 20 plus years like michael jacks paul walker has been alive

witness protection bill will be called protection you know building to this and come back and

and and and fast and furious goes out of the hit first movie in history to fake a main characters death

in real life to have a stunt in the movie wow and so with paul walker's only then diesel yeah

turns out everyone knew about it who like worked for fast and furious and they've just been keeping

big and that's why all the women don't want to work for it anymore because they already know and

they're annoyed yeah they they got more empathy for some reason what if they didn't tell everybody

and that's why they had to kill everybody off because oh yeah like like like tirey tirey and say come

like oh my gosh like like we don't want to give the plot away so we're gonna have to like up the

end of the movie y'all did so like ludicrous and vendy's are gonna be the only people that know when

we go to film this super secret insane that makes sense of course is ludicrous and then diesel

I like I just feel like the first two movies yeah right and then the soundtrack be only by ludicrous

of course yeah I honestly I would have been okay with that would be okay though that'd be fine yeah

anyway so that's my that's my perfect unrealistic ending I like that we're gonna jump to our villains

and movie rink if we're new villains first but the rule we gave ourselves for this episode is we

now that we've seen all time of the we're allowed to change them completely and I know I changed

all of mine completely we're new villains first and then we're gonna do our movie rankings and

before we talk to our about our movie rankings we're gonna share about the big on-going poll we've

had since January so uh who wants to start with villain rankings I got you so I don't know if mine

has been exactly the same or not but I think I changed it up pretty decently I don't know but uh

I put Dante and then I put Owen cipher Carter DK Deckerd Braga Tran Jacob and then Reyes

all right any any opinions on to why why like they were the best or the worst or um Jacob went to

the bottom because of this movie yep Reyes was at the bottom because he's been at the bottom

Tran is same Braga for the most part the same for everybody else Deckerd um he's in the middle

he's a good ol fighter but you know I feel like the more you learned about his character

he's not really a bad guy necessarily so DK was technically a villain so I mean to be above Deckerd

so Deckerd's kind of like a chaotic neutral in a way so um Carter obviously was just worse than

him because he killed people um so did Deckerd but I feel like he was more of just his own self so whatever

cipher and then Owen and then Dante I don't know I don't only have much more expression

and Dante the reason why I chose him is just because I was actually excited to watch somebody as a villain

yeah he didn't really great that was uh that was pretty enough

debatably he was the best part of 10 yeah he was the best part of 10

I feel like yeah that was definitely true

we're right you're right can you down?

I agree with that I think that he was the best part of 10 so I'm gonna start from the bottom

number 10 this is due to clarify 10 is like a terrible villain

yes and one is like a great villain yes because that can be confusing when you're talking about bad guy

yeah the best bad is bad guy and 10 is a terrible bad guy

yeah right in a bad guy right so for me 10 is Johnny Tran even though he's the OG he really was just

uh when you when you look at the entire franchise it's like oh he was just you know he was just a

a kid doing some gangster stuff kind of like you there right so so he's

worse at being a bad guy in a in a playing gangster then the actual Tokyo guy playing gangster

so I put Johnny Tran as 10 and then DK is number nine uh braga number eight I felt like

braga was an interesting character when we found out that it was not he was the him with a whole time

but you know uh her hernan is hernan raised was his Dante's dad is it hernan or herman i don't

feel like it's herman herman sounds like hernan i think it's hernan raised uh anyway you know i feel like

he was like a drug lord but he was but he was he tried to be scary but he was like pretty clueless

um that all this stuff was how he was not a good bad guy um card of a ron was vicious

and and a really really great bad guy for the between the first three movies maybe even the first

four i'd put him at the top of the list right but he quickly got surpassed uh i think Jacob

i put Jacob at number five because i think Jacob in the bad guy movie in f nine was a pretty decent

equal to to to to vindies will dominate treto's character he was a very because literally

was his brother i thought that was an interesting dynamic i thought that was a good play you know

and then they ruined it in ten but i i really enjoyed him as like a super spy you know he would

make a good bond villain i think that he was pretty decent um but oh and y'all i felt was a little

bit more hearted than than jakekup was and decarchall i felt like was a much i mean he was big brother

that was like okay now you've made me mad i'm about to take you out for messing with my little brother so

i thought he was even above oh and y'all in this movie when like can you think of anyone worse to

kidnap the mother of then decarchall right when he was loading all the stuff i was yes

they're like oh it's not so bad for what he's about to do yeah really sorry um and then

for number two i put cipher i think that cipher was a a very very good villain and could have been

better and mace and there's hope still that cipher could bring it back around and and really be a

decent diabolical really twisted villain but to me i agree with baili that danthay was a fun

villain to watch i bought into everything he was doing the flamboyancy of it all was

it was it was done in a way that it was like it was like kind of ominous the way that he

carried himself so freely so lightly but it was he was so malicious that it was like he just didn't

give an f like it was like this dude is seriously mentally twisted and is and that makes him very

very dangerous excuse me when i was in the car with a little bee and talking to him as he

was doing this terrible thing yeah it was so weird how calm he was talking to him as he is

painting his fingernails and a robe hanging out with two dead guys like and having a conversation i

mean like which bother that was an improvised scene oh what is it of course i kind of figured that to

me i don't i don't want to you know i want to be carefully comparing that character to the

joker that we got and knowing that man films but i think you know when the joker is like sometimes

you just i just want to watch the world burn or whatever that you know like you just the the chaos

of that character that's what makes those dangerous you can't predict what they're going to do

they they don't really care about anything they have nothing left to live for so they just create chaos

those to me are the most dangerous and most monocle villains and i think Dante was very much

that in this film we'll see if they're ruined at going forward yeah i swear if he becomes

the good guy i swear great so i'm gonna go i'm gonna go i don't even put that out in the universe

because now it's gonna have to be because you said something i hope no some of the fast and

fears we were gonna pick up oh that's what the fan wants okay i i'm gonna i'm gonna go from top to

bottom uh just see my brain that's organized is better but uh so i did put cipher as number one um i

so you're you still think i hope you're holding on hold on i hope that she still stays

for if she doesn't say evil then she lost her good villainess by eight yeah but but if she does

she could talk yeah she she is um i but i put Dante's number two i thought i mean he carried this

movie he was one of the most interesting villains we saw i loved watching the like i know when we

talked about two uh which is so funny because i think that's like our worship i've referenced it so

many times yeah uh when we talked about two we talked about how how fun it was watching

carter as a psychopath yeah but honestly compared to Dante carter is like small potatoes so uh

so i have Dante's number two i put o and shaw's number three i thought he was a good even match that

him and his crew versus the insects that was a good uh i did put carters number four because i

thought uh he he was crazy that rat scene uh is still something i think about all the time um i put

decade as shaw's number five uh he would have been higher but he's become a good guy like he's uh

like i don't feel like he's his villainess and the truth is is if you think about it the seventh movie

could have happened without him yeah except for like a few key scenes like he never anyway um check out

our seventh movie review if you want uh for number six i put decay i actually thought uh the only one

of the redeeming factors of Tokyo drift was the character development in it and they actually

made you feel for him as a villain but also not so it's not like with shaw de kerchaw where you're like

oh i get it with him you're like no you're still a jerk but i always understand how you became a jerk

and then the kind of last few revealants who didn't do much for me braga is after decay um i thought

he was a good villain compared to the other three jaycup um i didn't even think he was a good villain in

nine like i think uh if the way they could have saved his character in nine is if they made cipher

in charge and she hired jaycup then he would have been a good henchman um but asking like such a big name

to be a henchman he's probably not the way to do it um and then tran for the second to last villain uh

he was good for our first movie and then reyaz like kind of like you were saying i don't

he had one scene where he tortured them and then other than that he was just like he seemed like

he was the cartel's accountant is what it felt for everything yeah he was not the one step ahead

like the others i never knew that he was the bad guy whenever i was watching it because he wasn't

good at what he was doing let's move on to movie rankings and um so what i'm gonna i'm gonna share

the overall overall poll that we did for the past few months and the results for that and then

we'll do our own movie rankings uh so for context uh since we started this podcast we've been

inviting people on reddit reddit reddit reddit instagram facebook wherever uh anyone who wants you to kind

of give us um their rankings of the movies and then we've been uh if someone says it's their number one

movie we've been giving it 10 points and if they said it's their number 10 movie uh we've been giving

it one point so uh so we've had 80 people over the past few months uh give their opinions and so

now i'm gonna read the list of movies uh and then i will tell you and i'll tell you how many points

they have the almost here at the peristamine um so for number one of the fans have rated a fast five

as the best movie with 613 points uh number two they ranked uh the fast and the furious with 610

points so there's only a three point difference between those two i don't have a fun fact about that

here in a second uh number three they ranked fast of assuming furious seven at uh with 509 points

for number four which is the big uh debate in the reddit polls people don't believe that this

way we got this high but for number four they ranked two fast two furious with 472 points

uh number five tokyo drift for 462 points uh number six uh fast and furious six for 429 points

for seven it's fast and furious is in the fourth movie for 333 points uh for number eight they

picked the fate of the furious for 266 points uh for nine they picked fast x for 243 points

what right and then for 10 f9 the fast saga uh they put for 186 points uh so 10 so so so what do

you guys think about their ranking so far that's different from mine yeah definitely but all but

i totally expected eight nine and ten to go in order at the bottom yeah no they

uh nine nine and ten but ten it's still a little yeah that's what that's yeah that surprises me that

nine is considered the worst over x i would have i would yeah i don't understand that

well in reading the comments it doesn't surprise me because everyone crops on nine really like in my

opinion watching the two i it surprises me because i thought nine was so much better than 10

i did too so here's a few fun facts about the poll um so 25 people voted fast five as their number one

movie but 26 people voted for fast one is the best movie so if i did the poll where i just cared

about your number one pick the fast and the furious would have won the poll but by doing it with the

scale that's how fast five won um i don't i'm gonna try to phrase this how i wrote this and i don't

think it will make much sense so we'll help me clarify if i need to 31 people voted f9 as the worst

movie and that was our highest number in the poll like that was the most people put it as number 10

over any other more people were passionate about it being the worst than any other movies

right there that's crazy wow here's something that's interesting and i like this because it's

is testament to my favorite of the series that nobody ranked not not as in Kurt Russell actual

nobody in the polls ranked furious seven as the worst or second worst so nobody ranked furious seven

as the worst or second worst and nobody ranked fast x as the best we did have one person ranked

fast nine is the best i remember because i commented like you were a brave person for writing that

media did anybody pick tokyo driptest number one oh so many people picked really picked yeah so i'm

not the only one yeah no there are a lot of people picked uh that that that that there's a there's a

there's a lot of people that would tell you the first three movies are the only ones who work with

worth watching and that number three was the best um and the last little fun fact before you

get into our rankings uh that checks out that's what uh too fast too furious among all these movies gets

a terrible rap like when when people talk about it when i was listening to podcasts like everybody

was talking about how terrible this movie was but only one person in our ranking ranked it the worst

out of 80 out of 80 yeah all right so fun facts with our folks but we do appreciate you all giving

your online polls and stuff like that uh feel if you want to comment and so share them i know i

actually know a few people that are watching the movies right now and sharing with me their rankings as

they watch them so you can do that if you want but officially our poll is over but what i'm now very

interested in is what are our what are your all rankings what are our rankings i think i got my

number switched what number was tokyo dript that was the third one was the third one yep i took i

i'll go first okay we go go reverse then other way i'm fine so fun so uh in my brain i broke

these up as like gold medal movies silver medal movies bronze medal movies yeah because

and i have to always say like these are all my favorite movies so even when i'm like this is the

worst i i still enjoyed watching it but in my opinion seven was the best uh it was would have

been the best possible time to end it it was i enjoyed it the most it had the it what fast and

furious does it did it the best um i think five was the second best um and i think six

of the third best so seven five and six gold medals those were great um and i just and i feel like

five five could have been the ending six could have been a better ending and seven was like the best

ending if they ended it there so you picked the highest movies as your favorites when we go into the

super hero stuff you're like yeah yeah well and the origin i'm gonna give my silver medal

okay i'm ready to so i so my fourth favorite was the first and it's because it started everything

it's set the culture i got i mean i have watched it too many times where i don't enjoy it as much now

but like on the other hand there are some like that scene with vindiesel when he's like at the race

and he's like you had you was well you never had it like yeah like i think i can quote that whole scene

it's like peak vindiesel make sense so one i put his four two i put his five just because it was fun

like i you know what a weird ridiculous fun movie i know that me and baili enjoyed that it's it's

i'm surprised but happy to hear you also just like that was a super fun time that is just a fun time

like and that's why you want and i think two was ahead of it time in fast and culture fast

of here's culture two did what we started seeing five six seven beyond it but at two we're like well

that's dumb my five were like that's amazing so uh and then i put three as number six uh it has it

i have a hard time saying nice things about three but i'm going to do it um it does have the best

character development of the whole franchise it does have the best attempt at a plot um and

you you could argue i would say number one and two if you just look at brine o'connor's character

there is character development between those two movies but but aside from that once you get to

three is where we actually start seeing any character development and debatably the only one

that we do see character development in um and then uh so seven this is where i started getting in my

movies that weren't that great like this is my bronze category i'm gonna go uh nine i thought i

thought was a fun movie i thought it was is for the fans they did all the ridiculous things

everyone been wanting they did a lot of callbacks it was a stupid plot but like it checked out

yeah okay whatever so four i didn't much care for uh i did love that it brought the series back

i brought that love that brought the main characters back it tried to go dark which doesn't do well

in fast and furious so that when we got dark dominic territo and just we saw them a little bit in

eight but it just didn't work well um eight i put as my ninth favorite one uh kind of same thing

still dark uh but like still you know so fun and ten i put at the end because uh i just

it's just not as good as the other ones like there's i'm trying the jason memorial is the redeeming

factor yeah other than that i was like eh it looked like none of the actors were enjoying themselves

it really did accept jason memorial like that he was having a blast yeah so he was just having fun

a little bit apparently was yeah exactly but all the other actors it just looked like it felt dry

it felt like i was watching a movie of stale cheezets like good but like they would have been

better if i didn't them for earlier yeah yeah that makes sense so yeah that's my thoughts all right so my

my my number one is Tokyo drift uh that introduced a world to me that i was was not previously aware of

being a car guy wasn't aware of drifting and i think that that kind of kick started

it made drifting a lot bigger in the united states and it's now like ten years well when did

that movie come out oh gosh uh two thousand four yeah so yeah six a decade no two almost two decades

later two decades later that's a big sport in the automotive world in the united states and so

I think that has something to do with it so the cultural impact of that movie as far as production

goes it was so pretty it was so well shot like they they really really took their time with that

movie to make it look cool and because they knew they were bringing Tokyo to the united states and

they wanted to show it off and make it even though they didn't film it all in Tokyo but anyway it was

it was it was that to me and then i think maybe the plot the character development being the

better of the series in my opinion uh the time of life that i was in i felt like has something to

do with that you know being in a car club going with a group of people to see it that that to me

was it's kind of like the the Star Wars movies like the Phantom Minus is most people's like they hate

that movie but to me it was my first experience called Star Wars so it's different for me and I think

that even though i'd seen the first two movies just where i was at in life when that movie came out

definitely skews my perspective some but to me that was that was my personal favorite um

two-fastive furious is my second and it's because it's just such a peak fast of furious from a fun

standpoint it was Miami which was also kind of exotic you know compared to the LA you know one

was more greedy and it was just a super fun time uh i felt like you're saying that it was still

crackers and tin i feel like in two was peak like they were having fun yeah yeah they were having a blast

they were hanging out in Miami they got to run a car on a boat they got to be on a boat like you know

Paul Walker and Tyrese in those movies just looked like they were having a blast yeah

three i tried to keep like the cultural like the original fast and furious is number three for me

and it's not number if it we're talking about importance of the films that film has done so much

we're literally in a museum of cars yeah that might not exist if it weren't for you know i mean

there's movie cars there's always going to be the back mobile and stuff but like this place has

bunch of traffic come through here today and a lot of them we're looking at the car behind us and the

blue it wasn't that they were looking at the random people having a conversation they definitely did

that but i noticed i noticed that people like were like kind of mad that we were in front of the car

because there's like pictures of the car first i'm thinking oh they're getting pictures of us and

then they walk around i can't see the car because you know so it's like you know that you can't

deny the impact that that first film had on car culture and bringing it to people who might not

of like you who wasn't even a car person like like it just got you in this world right so and now

you got a homesteading you got your fast and furious forward was it you got a focus or fiesta focus

focusing yeah i had a focus was a focus in any of them oh wait that's uh well Paul Walker eventually

jyre like a or maybe not no i i don't think i don't think so i know that i'd probably recognize it

if they did had one because i drove a fort focus for a long time and it was very fast and furious

out but but but it would be number one if we're just going based on that but it's number three as far

as like my favorite of the franchise and that's kind of that kind of rounds out my top you know

like like you had yours broken up in just in the in the segments so it's it's three to one and then

for me everything else in order because i'm lazy and i really i could really make a passionate

points about the first three and the rest of them i could if they ended it three i would have been fine

but i'm so i'm so invested in the characters now that i just can't keep kind of like bail

it's like oh god they make twang gonna have to watch them now but and they're fun rides and then

i just wish that they would pick a genre and stay in there yeah stay in the lane i'm a car guy so

yeah so then first three for me were the epitome of what the fast and furious and car movies were

and i i really hope to think it back to that and with ten like i was i have a little bit more respect

for that movie now after listening to richie's thought i mean all of those callbacks i didn't get

half of those i wish all less could view the fast and furious through the lens of richie

the main reason that i put ten at the bottom of my list is for one reason only

and this is very personal to me it's probably not a popular opinion of people i don't know but

for me when i go spend an hour and a half or two hours at a theater or at the house and give my time

to a film i want a story yeah and when you end a film in the middle of a story that straight

pisses me off i love it either yeah i'm glad i'm about the only one and that ruined ten for me

because i also went into it thinking this was the last one yeah and i was so ready for like the

you know the climax the ending of this whole franchise if they never make another movie and that is

the last one oh that would be that would suck it would ruin the whole franchise for me it would

i put seven was the first one that i did just because everybody comes back and then one is for number

two because that's fast and furious me you got to have that um and then nine is number three for me

this is where i say for you guys not to hate me because i think this is a new-word generation thing

i really do and i'm gonna call myself out for it i am but i think it's just because it it caters to a

new-word demographic a little bit so that might be it and the current demographic hates it

because that's the base of the fan base so that's probably why people hate it but then three is

number four um two fast two furious is number five uh six is number six okay uh five is number seven

four is number eight nine is or eight is nine okay and then ten is the last one

so if y'all are confused you'll see but um yeah it was honestly the biggest thing is the

in-betweeners um like six i don't remember fast and furious six very much sadly yes again

you can rewatch it if you want i'm good um that's a good point there were movies that like you

remember five yeah i remember five and i remember the first three i remember the first they were very

distinctly they're all yeah and i differently and the rest of morkana

yeah maybe that happened yeah trusting my emotion is what i had to do so i was like think about this

one okay ten yeah that's why i feel gross when i think about this number of movie maybe i didn't like

yeah so i can't remember everything thank you guys thank you guys for these rankings that was

it was fun um and that's the thing is these movies are just meant to be enjoyed uh people get very

get very passionate about why movies are good or bad or whatever but at the end of the day

it one of the one of the comments that said the same thing like it this meant to be enjoyed yeah

so so it's cool if you like them if you go it's cool if you don't uh you know whatever

anyway speaking of things we like we're now gonna talk about Bailey's best bits yeah

that's so Bailey's best bits um so this one is Bailey's i want mamoah of it

okay because this movie did you know this i had a problem no i never know i never have any idea

this movie was saved by Jason mamoah so am i playing this time oh yeah absolutely okay

soos team and my best team here's the thing you can be on your own team uh the reality is is the

competition is technically over okay uh you and my life is Bailey I did i didn't want to i didn't want

i didn't want to bring too much okay i didn't want to talk about the how badly yeah uh i'll bring it up

i'll share but it was it was a bit of a it was a bit of a sweep um okay but uh this is just for fun

but this was just your fun so we're all we're all in our dreams best bits though so that's that's

next month's episode just for what one nice this one oh i'll be like i'll pick three scenes from the

entire franchise oh that Bailey won't remember right right one of them didn't actually happen but i

was kidding pick the one that didn't happen yeah well so here here we are um i put this in chronological

order i think thank you i tried to at least um i think i did i don't remember okay so you have the

first scene literally the opening scene i think it's the opening scene and it's Jason mamoah's like

origin story pretty much okay so it was like plugging him into fast five plugging him into fast five

but also him falling into the water and his luscious hair coming out then you get the second scene

where he's painting his confidence nails while they're dead in the chairs and he's talking to them

and then you've got the third one where he licks her face and then he yeah then he like

burps and then says family and then immediately goes into a deep voice and then immediately is like

making fun of indiesel with the deep voice for some reason yeah and then it goes into like

swan lake yeah so those are my three i forgot about that last thing but that was a fun

one yeah i was gonna say the one where he did the remote control one too but i i'm only a three-scene

person so three is enough three is it crowd i don't know four is it crowd so is this your favorite mimoza

moment is that what these are these are my yeah my i want mamoah of it so it's what scene i wish was

actually longer oh we know number one i don't think it's number one either you want it do you want

to go first or do you want me to go first i think uh you already have your spict right i'm not going

to sweat your answer i don't think you'll say my answer i think i know what i think one mind is okay

i think it's the second one okay so i think it's paint the fingernail i thought that that was my first

pick but then i i heard about the second third scene and i think i think i think in leanin toward

three i think i'm leaning towards three but i i'm also i'm open to being wrong if it's two if it's

one i'm throwing this table and lepon tables i'm i'm i'm a lepon table if it's if it's so that

here's the deal if it's one she wins if it's two i win this round yeah this little fun little game

and then if it's three then three you win so yeah so that's kind of fun she go change your mind now just

if she wins she's nice it's it's it's there's a heart that's not fair and Bailey's best best fair yeah i was

about to say i'm too full of a person i can't just switch it up like that if she does that then then

then she's sending something like if i switched it up because then i'd stumble over myself

there would be signs and there would be signs of me build yeah so what was it so i picked three

i'll pick two and where it was it was number two uh good job yeah because that's i kept saying

criminal minds ask i actually criminal minds was like one of my favorite shows for a little bit in

high school so whenever it showed that whole scene where he was literally just sitting there like an

unhinged little curly pal but like a giant dude acting like a girly pal like tiny little tiny tiny

little rowing his nails it's like you're having literally dressing up a bear in a

dress yes and then giving him a machine gun and then um and then having a conversation with two dead

people so have you gone from a ball headed guy to the guy with luscious locks are you

oh crushing on statham i'm on a momo and air or statham still your guy no statham still the guy

yes no momo is too brute okay that's like a giant i don't know treatment not Aquaman

yeah literally cool well those are good those were good bits um i'm surprised we've gone a whole season

and haven't changed the name at least that's best we we come we come in it just like the fast

series we kept going with it and i love that for us so we're not objectifying no not at all so

no but kind of like the bear naked ladies if you put that on a marquee yeah yeah we're gonna start

selling these best bedstay shirts if the waiter if it was shorts brought to you today by

drew an on yeah absolutely no i got a part of it so as we close out a few things one we want to

give a special thank you again to russes tv and movies car museum uh they are russi himself is the

coolest guy ever he's got a whole museum of awesome cars i mean as i'm looking around uh there's a

batmobile there's the ninja turtle one we have two faster furious cars go ghost busters you can

kind of see behind you yeah so it's um it's great if you're ever in jackson's nsc and you like tv and

movie cars this is the place yeah there's delorean ciphers car from fast and i just need you all know

i know it from back to the future uh yeah so uh what a wonderful place and he's so nice to let us do

not one but two episodes here actually three episodes because we're about to uh when we end this

episode film our recap episode which you'll see in november um most important thing uh about uh

not actually i say this is not the most important thing so like mediumly important thing that i'm

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that is incredibly random but people comment on um and then uh so we are gonna do we are gonna do one

more episode for the season this is technically the season finale but we're gonna do a recap episode

we where me and bailar gonna i don't know tie a bow on this whole fast and furious thing in our

lives uh i'm gonna fight him we're it's gonna be a battle uh we're we're gonna race and then we're

gonna that it the crash the cars and then fight um it's gonna be really cool and uh the most common

question i get is uh people because people know there's 10 fast and furious movies and they're like well

what are you gonna do when you finish fast and furious like i literally had someone text me are you

getting nervous you're nearing the end of the series like what are you gonna do uh and rest assured

we have an amazing plan for season two uh and we're gonna tell you about that uh next month all right

Alright, have a good one.

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